Friday, April 25, 2008
Rawr.
Anyway, things that happened.
Not too much. I was playing mafia at lunch with my friends, and my principal walks by, and is like, "Put the cards away. They aren't allowed on campus." Ooooh....I was mad. And, of course I don't listen. We still play every day.
And our baseball team one district champions. Awesome.
I'm tired, and I MIGHT have to get up early tomorrow [gasp]. So, I'm off.
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Lacrosse and non-existant asthma!
Well, my crazy P.E. teachers had a relatively ok today. They drove a girl to a semi-asthma attack! Yeah, well, we ran a bit, then began to play lacrosse. A girl got so into it, she just started hyperventilating. She started to cry in panic, and got REALLY REALLY red. It was rather frightening. The coach is like, 'DO YOU HAVE AN INHALER?!' And, through gasps, she's like, "I don't have asthma!" She sat out the rest of the time.
Well, that's about it.
I have to go clean the house now.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Talent Show!
Then, about 15 minutes before the show, I realized (thank God) that we needed an end table for our skit! So, all the teachers are in a meeting (most, you'll find out, anyway), so I sprint out the gym, and onto the elementary campus, where I go inside my OLD elementary teachers' classrooms, hoping to borrow an end table, or something to the effect. But, of course, they're all in the meeting.
So, then, I'm sprinting on the way to the high school/middle school campus, when I see the Drama/chorus teacher, and I ask if she happens to know where I could procure an end table. She says she has a rather heavy and large one in her room, and in my head
CRAP.
I pressed post, then Blogger said it was unavailable. So, I gave up. And, then, try again a minute later, I go to the drafts (you know, where it autosaves) and the above is all that popped up! And I had more than that! LOTS MORE. [weeps]
Forget it.
All in all, my friend helped me carry it, we got 2nd place, (teacher/organizer of talent show's kid won), I always throw back the fish I catch, etc. etc.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Ello, fellow Earthlings!
Well, today is ALSO Andrew Lloyd Weber Day on American Idol! YAAAAY! I'm tellin' you, I am the BIGGEST Phantom of the Opera fan you'll ever meet, so I can't wait to watch it! (I have it TiVo'd.)
I went wishing with my dad today. T'was fun, but I didn't catch anything though... :..(
Well, that's about it, besides that I taught everyone to play Mafia in Drama class today, and we played at lunch. Woot.
Oh, and everyone, the following people are superstars...
Jopkins. Long story. Read his blog.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Sweeney Todd! En français!
Yes. That says that I am watching Sweeney Todd (the Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter one), in French, and in French subtitles. I really don't know how to speak French, but I'm infatuated with it. I'd love to learn it.
Well, I posted to tell you that, seeing as I'm posting about twice a day, I don't want y'all to get your hopes up (like you're REAL hopeful, waiting for my posts, lol), because I've had a bit of free time lately. So, I just posted to tell you that the thing that determines the number of times I post a day is...whatever my mood is. Well, whatever I feel like, to be more exact. Anyway, thanks for reading! And keep doing so! WOOT.
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Today. Yep.
Anyway...
I was at the lunch table today, and (FLASHBACK: This weekend, at my friend Jamie's house, we played a game called Mafia. If you don't know what that is, click this, then click the first one--->http://www.sitesled.com/members/mikeburnfire/mafiascum04.swf) Jamie jokingly says, "We should play Mafia!" I laugh, then realize the following...
- Everyone was done eating.
- It's fun to play!
- Especially in big groups!
- Man, I like using bullets...
So, I'm like, "Yeah! We should play!" So, I go around the table of 8 people, and whisper their roles in their ears. It was a very crude game, with some funny stories attached, but I'll spare you from MORE of my horrid storytelling skills.
Anyway, 7th period, P.E. we ran a perimeter around the school (High school, middle school, and elementary. About a mile.). About 1 mile. And if anyone fell behind the group (of about 50), we had to stop and do pushups. Which happened about 3 times. The first time, it was on pine-needles. That hurt. The next time was on pine cones, which I luckily avoided, but I heard that it hurt. Then, the final time, we had to do it on EXTREMELY hot gravel and concrete. Nice guys, the coaches.
Good times, right? NO.
Well, that's about it. Love y'all.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Jennifer.
Jennifer. The strangest girl that I have EVER met in my life. She believes in vampires, and explained them to me once, and said some stuff like this- "There are two races of vampire. New blood and old blood..." and she went on, but I think I'll save you the trauma of hearing about them. Anyway, she was insane, and I have a small story to tell you.
Well, a few of you have laughed at my coaches, which is completely appropriate, because they are lazy, funny, and incompetent coaches. But, one of my best friends, Laurel, was making fun of one of them, doing a brilliant imitation, and I complimented her on it. She's like, "Yes, I'm pretty good at imitating people I don't like. Like, Jennifer for instance." And she then brought up this next story.
A few months ago, at the homecoming football game (yes, American football), we had this bright idea to call up this evil girl whom we all hated, who feared Jennifer, and get Laurel to imitate her. Things that came out at this conversation:
- Eve (as in Adam and Eve) went through menopause.
- Fig Newtons are the fruit of Satan.
- Fig Newtons and birth control are made in the same factory.
- The fruit in the garden of Adam and Eve (on the forbidden tree) were figs.
- Apples are sin in fruit form.
And many such others. Great, huh? Anyway, to continue...
Laurel, after her awesome Coach performance, went on to do another Jennifer impersonation that went sort of like this...
[in quiet, high-pitched, insane voice] "One day...I was walking down the street and...there was a piece of the grass. It started talking to me...it said, 'Feed me!'...and I was like, 'Feed you what?'...it was like...[long pause, then, in deep, frightening voice] 'HUMAN SOULS'!"
It was the funniest. It was the shit. Yeah, I said it. Anyway, thanks for reading...again. If you didn't think it was that funny...DIE.
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April showers bring May Flowers.
Anyway, I'm home, and blogging. I just got my MSN account back, so feel free to add me. It's at teh bottom of the page.
And I made a few changes to the site.
First of all, I added the poll. If you're reading this, PLEASE vote on anyone. It's just a counter to see how many people read this. I'd appreciate it mucho if you voted, thanks.
Second, I changed some colors on the site. If you notice them, good for you. If you don't, then I'm offended. Jk, jk, I love you all.
Well, I went to a Sugarcult concert with a friend yesterday. It was superfun, and we got a nice tan, so, hey! It was worth the $0 we payed to get in! Lol.
So, I suppose not much to say today, I start school tomorrow. That sucks. Anyway, thanks for reading!
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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Law and Order rox my socks.
And, now, I'm watching Gossip Girl. SERENA ISN'T PREGNANT! Huzzah. Good show, good show.
Well, I had fun at my friend's house last night. We stayed up til 5. Playing 'Truth or Dare', 'Hot or Not', girl stuff like that. Hoooow interesting. Anyway...I'm gonna check my friends' blogs now.
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Friday, April 18, 2008
At my friend's house...
Well, not much else. I'll talk to you later.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
[insert witty title here]
Ok, wanna know what happened today? Nothing interesting. But I'll tell you anyway!
Ok, today was block day, so we had 4 periods, each double the time. So, at 1st period (on Wednesday, it's all the odd periods), Spanish, I showed up, watched a boring movie on Mexico, took notes. Then did a worksheet on a book called Pobre Ana. Then I finished the book. And was bored.
3rd period, American History (I bet that's all of my British readers' favorite class, right? Lol), it was sort of fun. If you could call presenting our human rights' project fun. I did mine on some woman who got arrested in Fiji for protesting the killing of monks in Tibet. I think I got an A.
5th period, English. We read a poem that read PRETTY much like this...
'Fog enters like little cat feet.
It sits on its silent haunches,
then moves on.'
Great poem, right? ... NO.
7th period, Phys. Ed. DEFINITELY the best class of the day today. For the first 45 minutes, we all went out to the track and ran some. Then, the second half.
This epic story deserves a paragraph all to itself.
So, we all come back into the gym, and the 2 coaches make us all stand in the center. They're like, "Today, you're playing scatterball. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS IN THIS GAME. THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO THROW THE BALL AS HARD AS YOU CAN AT EVERYONE YOU CAN. GO." And then he throws two dodgeballs and we scatter.
The first game, me and one of my best friends, Alyssa, and a guy are left. I got third, out of like, 50. So, I'm pretty proud of myself. But the real fun started in the next game. I got out pretty early, but one of my other best friends (I have 6 total), Tori, was left, with this boy named Nico. And, of course, all the boys were rooting for Nico, and the girls for Tori. They both had one ball, and were sort of squaring off on the middle of the court. Finally, Nico gave in, and threw his ball, and Tori deflected it with hers, so she chased him down the court, and threw the ball.
It missed. So, he ran and got it, and chased HER down the court, and waited for the opportune moment, when, finally, BAM! He threw it, and I saw it hit her stomach for a milisecond. I looked away for a second, at Nico, when I see him fall to the ground in shock. I looked back at Tori, who had JUST cupped the ball at her stomach, catching it.
It was utter pandamonium. All the girls were screaming their heads off, going crazy, and the boys were just in shock. It was AAAAWESOME.
Anyway, I prob won't post tomorrow, I'll be at my friends' house. Or on Saturday, I'll be at a concert.
Love.
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
My dear friend Jopkins has a Birthday today, and I'd like to call proper attention to it. Happy Birthday, friend!
Anyway, along with my life, I suppose.
Well, remember that mock trial? I won it. Woot. And, this Friday, I'm going over to my friend's house, along with two other friends. Then, on Saturday, me and one other friend from said party, are going to a free concert, featuring a few local (horrible) bands, there will be Sugarcult (awesome), and OneRepublic (99.9% sure that they'll play the smash hit 'Apologize', which is an addicting song).
I was reading the newspaper today right, and there's a photo section, that shows news-related photos from around the world. One of them (I think it was either Mexican or Columbian, I'd give you a map, Jopkins, seeing as you're bad with geography, but I'm too lazy), and it was cocaine, packed in Hello Kitty bags. That was...different...
Anyway, that should be enough today. I'll be back tom. Maybe.
HAPPY B-DAY JOPKINS!
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
Late, once again.
Well, let's go in the order of my list. Well, I got an A on my Cobalt project, poster and oral presentation. So, woo-hoo.
Next, I went to the movies with Kit today. We saw 'Superhero Movie'. I love Spoofs. I think they're the bomb. Anyway, I saw a few old friends at the theater too, so that was nice. I walked in, and I heard, "CASEY, CASEY, CASEY, CASEY!", and the next thing I know, I was hugged (more like bodyslammed) by my old friend Amanda. Good times.
Oh, the mock trial. Well, seeing as I'm obsessed with Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for Nintendo DS, I thought it'd be fun to sign up as the prosecutor in our mock trial in SPANISH class. After I had done it, I realized how stupid I was. But, hey, que sera. SO, today, we went to trial and the defense attorney was questioning Papa Bear, and she was like, 'You're poor right? Then why do you have a nice house?" (I'm transelating all of this into English for you.) He's like, "I sell drugs." FUNNIEST THING EVER. So, then, it was my turn, and I ended up proving that Goldilocks was his #1 customer, and that she broke in trying to steal the drugs. WOW.
And finally, on Thursday, the National Honor Society officers (4 of us) got to take a tour of the local Pregnancy Center, because on May 2nd, we're running the 'Walk for Life', which raises money for it. And, if you don't know, the Pregnancy Center is a place where they provide a Christian Enviroment and Education for soon-to-be moms. Like, abortion prevention, per say.
Well, that's it for now. I'm at my friends house, so, love yer!
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Gossip Girl here...
Anyway, sorry I didn't write yesterday ot anything, I just had some homework to do. I finally turned in my Science/Cobalt project.
Well, I hafta go, sorry. I'll write back tomorrow.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Making up fo' lost time, foo'!
As for my absence, I was in Puerto Rico. I got a tan. And I ate something called Mufunga. Yeah...It was actually pretty good. You see, I'm half-Puerto Rican, so it's not something too special going to PR for me. I got a tan...and that's what matter, kids.
We had to rent...let me see here...I think, five cars. Yeah. And, the last one, where we had to drive from Orlando to Tampa, there was a huge line to Budget car rental, and I'm gonna say that 3/4 of them were British. I'm like (don't get me wrong, I love Brits! My only reader is British, so, by no means is this meant to be offensive. I think it's rather funny) "OMG! It's like having 86 Harry Potters!" Lol.
Well, I have a Science and Spanish project to do. So, I'll try and post tomorrow too.
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