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HEEEEY GUYS! Ya miss me!? Of course you did, ho! Well, I missed y'all (my whole of like, 3 readers :) ) So, I'm glad to be back. Let me recount to you some funny moments that happened on my vacation.

Well, we took an American Airlines flight straight down to San Juan (I sat next to a cute guy. His name is Matt. He sleeps with his mouth open. Still hot, though.)

We got off the plane, had lots of trouble getting a rental car (we had one reserved, went to pick it up, and it wasn't there. THANKS DOLLAR RENTAL CARS.) So, we went to this other place, and had to bribe the attendant to get us a minivan (for my niece's carseat). So, that sucked.

Then, when we got to my grandmother's house (we stayed for a night, then went to my aunt's beach house), it turns out that she has quite a few spiders sharing the residence with her. And for those of you who don't know, I'm a serious arachnophobe (sp). I had to kill one. I threw my shoe at it.

Anyway, we went to the beach house (PR's roads are positively THE WORST EVER. We had approx....23434234235235657 near-death experiences on the 2-hour drive across the island).

And this, my friends, is PERZA. Mayor of Cabo Rojo. And the butt of every joke I've made in the past week. You know how some people do the Chuck Norris joke stuff? Well, I do the Perza jokes.

We encountered sand fleas on one beach, sunburn on another, but we had fun. There were 4 foot (A meter and a thirdish for the Brits :) ) fish in my backyard.

I discovered the wonderful game Hitman. So much fun. Rent it sometime, y'all. It's worth it.

We payed $6 a ticket to go on a ferry ride to see The Fluorescent Bay (supposedly filled with glowing fish). All I saw, honey, were about 3 glowing dots in passing. Yeah. And, I went up a deck, to see the upstairs, and when I was coming back down (mind you, the stairs were wet), I slipped on the bottom three steps, and my mom SCREAMED. Didn't help. Yelled. I got up about half a milisecond later, LMAO. My sister was practically crying it was so funny. Maybe you had to be there. :)

So, we were ripped off, but it was my niece's first boat ride, so that was nice.

Well, we drove back, and stuff. I got 4 hours of sleep (had to get up at 4:45 for the plane), but I'm operating just fine. Well, I'm about to go to the mall. Bye!